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Episode 188 – Hugh Grant
Jay and Ari go up a hill but come down a mountain.
Episode 187 – Miles Teller
Jay and Ari can't ever figure out if they're rushing or dragging.
Episode 185 – Peter Dinklage
Jay and Ari split their aces and double down on a royal flush while boggling their thrones in a game of Risk. They dont watch Game of Thrones - is that how it works?
Episode 183 – Ryan Reynolds
In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape their sight, let those who worship evil's might beware their power, Jay and Ari's light.
Episode 182 – Yay Gays
Jay and Ari celebrate marriage equality. No jokes, just joy.
Episode 181 – Mark Wahlberg
Jay and Ari flex their muscles looking for pain and gain.
Episode 180 – Amy Poehler
Jay and Ari both love one woman? Knope.
Episode 179 – Chris Pratt
In another EXTENDED episode, Jay and Ari engage in a five-year quest to turn a delivery man into a guardian of the galaxy.
Episode 176 – Charlize Theron
Jay and Ari spend an entire episode hunting for turtles, siamese cats and killer piranhas with a South African beauty.
Episode 175 – Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jay and Ari try to figure out how to crush their enemies, see them driven before them, and hear the lamentations of their women.